This guy has called me 44 times in the past year

I have a "wrong number" person calling too. Everytime they call i answer the phone in different ways. One way i answer is by whispering "The job is done, but there is blood everywhere" and I immediately hang up. Another way I answer is to attempt at my best impression of a flamboyant, pride-parade, member and try to seduce the person. Another good one I do is to go along with who the person is calling for and see how long I can get them to stay on the line: my record thus far is 8 minutes but I know I can do better!

maybe its the right number, and youre meant to associate

Maybe you forgot you're a secret spy.