John's True Story

How did I not see that coming?

*wince* It's kind of hard to write a story insulting stupid people while using such poor grammar

that got me.

Omg I can't believe u just did that to me

I had such a bright future for John, but he messed it up.

PLOT TWIST.

Oops... sorry doc i'll just plug it back :)

of course I thought it was John!!

HAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA"$#%"&%$#"%&!

well that was unexpected

tldr

Sad stori:
Du tail of loner McGee,
Loner McGee ws gud persn, he red his bibble, he giv to por ppl, he hld dor opn fr uder ppl. He kil himslf wen 53. Cuz for 53 year, nbdy wntd to dat hm. Rt if u cri evrytim:'(