But moooom

I wonder how many heart attacks this would cause me in the dark before I sold it... *I'm gonna be murdered by a very sassy burglar!*

And in that outfit? Oh no.

Reminds me of the clock from beauty and the beast, just bigger

Such a sassy clock. I must have it!

That clock could easily be a sassy black woman, snapping her fingers while saying "Oh no you didn't!" Want. WAAAAAANT.

"Cogsworth I'm surprised at you! She is not our prisoner, she is our guest, we must make her feel welcome here!"