Earth and its mood swings

"EARTH BE NICE TO YOUR LITTLE BROTHER ONE DAY HE MIGHT GROW UP TO BE A HUGE PLANET AND MOVE TO HIS OWN STAR AND YOU WILL MISS HIM BUT HE WON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU OR VISIT!!!"

Can't we just keep Pluto as a pet?

Aw! Poor Pluto! Come on back, buddy! You can come to our Planet Party and be the guest of honor! :D

Is it sad how a planet made me feel the feels?

Reminds me of the childish behavior of Republicans!