They say ignorance is bliss

That's mean :( but also genius >:)

What I used to do when my younger cousins insisted on playing my nintendo was always have a controller that's not plugged in and let them fool around with that while I actually play the game

My friends and I were playing SSB and one of the little kids was trying to play so we set his character to a CPU and he thought he was doing well.

Back when AIM was cool, I asked my sibling if I could chat with someone. The problem: I was only 5. My sister "set" me up with a machine that repeated everything I typed. I thought the dude was trolling me so I got mad and I didn't want one anymore. X'D

That's the evilest thing I can imagine