Canadian mob

Oh no. Anything but that! Oh no! Dont confiscate my maple syrup!

I am a Canadian married to an american and my husband always asks me why I always apologize for stuff I didn't do.
Like we were in the car once and some guy cut him off and he honked him while I said sorry for the other driver, then apologized for apologizing

omg hes got a.... bright light and plez n thnx u, not a gun or tazer or peper spray!
Cop: just remember if he dosent confess this time we have 2 say plez, its just the canadian thing 2 do

Would they even have restraints? Probably just a nicely written note asking them to please stay seated.