Googled "Most Canadian Picture Ever" So much win!

I agree with the geese, seen too many professors randomly attacked by them lol

They have Canadian geese in the states too though.. found out on my recent trip to Portland

But, are they assholes?

Geese are probably some of the only creatures in Canada that will treat you rudely, those little pieces of shit.

It seems as though Canada stores all its evil into geese. Is this done with some sort of ancient ritual?

Ancient rune spells carved into the land itself, they gather the evil of the country and transfer it into the feathered douches... the details of the ritual have been lost to time, but the spell remains.

Oh makes sense they probably did it because the geese were probably few and harmless back then