Caligula Wasn't Especially Brilliant
9 years ago by homeyo · 2822 Likes · 9 comments · Popular
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· 9 years ago
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Then he claimed the battle over and told everyone to take seashells back to Rome
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15jbaughman
· 9 years ago
When Poseidon didn't show up for two days, he called it a victory and took the seashells as "spoils of war", to prove he had bested the god of the sea.
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guest
· 9 years ago
If I ever get a time machine,I'm going to whenever that was. I would love to see that.
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thatgirl125
· 9 years ago
He also appointed his horse as like some important head in the government... a horse
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mopargirl
· 9 years ago
Well, they are smarter than a lot of humans are.
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thatgirl125
· 9 years ago
This is true in many cases
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celia
· 9 years ago
He was a maniac, but he wasn't stupid
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burningwater
· 9 years ago
If Poseidon had actually responded to his declaration of war, Him and his soldiers wouldn't stand a chance. He'd flood the city, Drown everyone, cause non-stop earthquakes, etc. It would be a Massacre.
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icesk8ingem
· 9 years ago
This isn't your everyday stupid. This is advanced stupid.
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