Pinnochio, you clever bastard

Say something like your wearing women's underwear.
I'm wearing women's undewear
(Nothing happens)
Are you?
I most certainly am not! (Nose grows)
Are too!
Am not (Grows some more)
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I guess I've watch these movies a lot. That was from memory!

"It's a thong!"

How often are you under oath??

YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE! Eh every once in a while. I have a bad neighborhood and I'm called as a witness quite a bit.