How math works in real life

So 8€ because I can't smell the color orange

But you forgot to factor in how many cupcakes Pedro can buy with one human soul!

But there is an imaginary times 0 at the end, so it is exactly 239 cacao beans, or a pound of salt.

You guys forgot that we are using pesos. It would be 80 pesos but only if Miley has twerked today. If not it would be only 74 pesos

But what about the chicken!? The chicken ate 13 grams of holy water, so Jedediah needs to equal 803.

The chicken doesn't count, since Israfel blew his horn 3 times, so the chicken is both dead and alive until we open another pack of saltine crackers.