I'm thirteen and went to see Santa today at the mall...I had a plan.
Here's how it was supposed to go...
-Me - sits on Santa's lap.
S-"And have you been a good girl this year?"
Me-"Yes. I have been a veerrrry good girl."
S-"Hohoho. And what would you like for Christmas?"
Me-"Well...It's a bit of a secret. Can I - can I lean in and whisper it in your ear?"
S-"Well of course."
Me- leans in
Me-Takes a breath
Me-Whispers
Me-"Your Soul"
Me-Runs away
But what actually happened is this:
Me-"Hi, Santa"
Me-SMiles
S- "Hello. Here you are dearie, have a lolipop. One for your sister as well."
(He had met my sister yesterday as my sister's friend is the official photographer)
S-" And there is your sister. She's a naughty girl, you know. I've been through all the pubs and strip clubs and she's in all of them"
Me-feeling grossed out but wanting to say it anyway so I put up with it
Me-Ohhh I know. Awful.
And then it was finished. Oh well. I will go with the first story ;)
Here's how it was supposed to go...
-Me - sits on Santa's lap.
S-"And have you been a good girl this year?"
Me-"Yes. I have been a veerrrry good girl."
S-"Hohoho. And what would you like for Christmas?"
Me-"Well...It's a bit of a secret. Can I - can I lean in and whisper it in your ear?"
S-"Well of course."
Me- leans in
Me-Takes a breath
Me-Whispers
Me-"Your Soul"
Me-Runs away
But what actually happened is this:
Me-"Hi, Santa"
Me-SMiles
S- "Hello. Here you are dearie, have a lolipop. One for your sister as well."
(He had met my sister yesterday as my sister's friend is the official photographer)
S-" And there is your sister. She's a naughty girl, you know. I've been through all the pubs and strip clubs and she's in all of them"
Me-feeling grossed out but wanting to say it anyway so I put up with it
Me-Ohhh I know. Awful.
And then it was finished. Oh well. I will go with the first story ;)