The Shortest Horror Story

No, the world's shortest horror story is as follows: Monday.

"Pizza!"

PLOT TWIST: It was his WIFE at the door!

Anyone else think of the episode Listen when they saw this? Because I can't be the only one.

I would honestly be like COMPANY

Last woman on earth wonders why this dickhole won't open the door.

baby shoes never worn baby crying upstairs

Surprise Motherfucker!

He opens and its Hermione :D

I think "I saw my reflection blink" is shorter -_-

I tried to tell this joke to people before and no one found it funny

"He looked at the door with a horrified, but curious look on his face. The door pushed open to reveal a dark, thin, tall shadow. He immediately knew what it was. Miley Cyrus. He screamed a blood chilling scream, and that was the last sound that was made on earth."

It could be a bunch of kids