Bribe

I just finished today And I am so fucking happy!

I believe you have my stapler.I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

Fake

2 guys in my class did this today, and you guessed it it's finals