This was my least favorite part of waiting tables

I actually wouldn't mind doing that. As long as if makes them happy then it's cool.

No thanks

I'm an atheist I would accept though, whatever makes others happy

People like that would piss me off to much. I couldn't agree to do it

Is it bad that it took me 5 minutes to realize that they were talking about god and not voldemort?

Would just do it to avoid any extra and/or awkward conversation (as an atheist)

This never happens

That's sweet. If you get offended by that you're heart's rotten.