Baptism of stupid

I'd do the same! Except I'd wear gloves and use razor blades!

Yes. This is what I've been missing all of my life.

I'd do the "nobody cares" meme

I actually did this in middle school, I did it so many times to this one idiotic kid he told the freaking middle school principle and the look on his face was priceless when he was trying to figure out how to deal with a kid complaining about a student throwing glitter on another student

And then it will be impossible to get it out of their hair