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userrname
· 9 years ago
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"So I was eating a salad, and..."
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brainsandbeauty
· 9 years ago
...a bird flew in to eat the salad then it clawed my face...
deadpool007
· 9 years ago
We started making out...
thatdangdawdler
· 9 years ago
And then third base never struck it home for me.
guest
· 9 years ago
Of course, a lifetime of poor choices and regrets usually doesn't start with a salad either.
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caustin12
· 9 years ago
And because every stupid story starts with alcohol
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