That kid in your class

Me: I like you!
Hot guy: F*cking stalker. Who put you on this planet?

Me: I have a crush on you:)
Hot guy: why are my bath products talking to me

I read that in Ned's voice

me: i like you
Hot guy: Are you GAY!?! fag.

Me when faced with just about any human interaction.

Aint that the same special ed kid from malcom in the middle?