If I had a dollar...

Pshh I'd have two......thanks dad

I'd have 3... Thanks grandma

I'd have one... thanks ultra hot guy in the mirror

Yeah.........I'd probably be in debt.:-*

Yeah.........I'd probably be in debt.

I thought of that one spongebob episode when squidward makes Patrick and spongebob enemies

lol not even my mother thinks I'm pretty. To quote "I have to say though, your brother is beautiful, it's so sad that he got all the looks." Thanks mum. I still love you.

Not even mom thinks so.

Oh look. I've accumulated the U.S. national debt...