Wasnt expecting that

Nail it !!!

The boobs look like two heads of lettuce

What are you talking about ? It's exactly the same.

Why would you order a dress on eBay from China anyway??

It looks like someone threw a shredded cabbage at her chest

I think you knew better but you went for the price; am I right? I have never purchased anything from China via Ebay or Etsy..I've purchased from Europe and Canada never had any issues.

Why is a guy wearing a lime green dress on the right?

Chinese dresses are made in very, very small sizes, often times they don't fit on normal sized to a larger figured female.

Apart from the colour isnt it the same thing?