Plot twist

Well, considering that most of the people on here spend their time staring at their screen and not going out (of course this includes me), I would recommend an imaginary one, it demands less work to look after.

Me.

well, I wouldn't recommend a douchebag. He complains about your movie choice and that's not cool. If you're going for a Disney movie, you'll want the kiddie adult. He's super manly, yet a kid at heart. Or maybe the manly man. You can lean on his shoulders during a romance film or hug his arm for a horror film. These men also come in the opposite gender, cuz I don't hate. And there's plenty different kinds of these people, and there are some for all movie types. Just gotta find the right one. But if you want one now, then... tough luck?

Try Morgan Freeman, he can narrate Shawshank while he narrates Shawshank.

I'd say you'd have to go to Boyfriends R Us, found mine there.

I'm open

I would create a fake account and talk myself up, but then again I have no scruples.

Well look no further fine lady there is none more hansom more charming then the one and only...Liam Nesson. Seriously that guy is amazing.