Simple equations explaining laws of physics

So, does the second one state that long-distance relationships don't work?

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Light is heavy?

*the fifth one* so if my life is a mees right now, what will happen in a couple years?

The last one mainly has to do with the fact that the larger the charges, the greater the force (not really sure how to make thst cool sounding). When using this equation, you don't even use the positive and negative of the charges. You need to use the absolute values. I'm not sure if there is another aspect of this equation that has to do with the sign of the charges but from what I know, that's really not applicable.

If I dont move at all, will I get lighter..

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