A Caffeinated Christmas Miracle

No, I'm not crying that's... sweat... from my eyes...

It's just pouring on my face

That's amazing! But how did he know...

He was her son...traveling back from the future.

I burst into tears too!

He's actually a serial killer who kidnaps girls and puts them in holes in the middle of the woods. He's only there because yea stalking the person telling the story.