Finally, the answer.

Sorry man. It was just a good one I saw. I'll lay of your turf now, promise. *crosses heart* *smiles*

Bookhoarder what the fuck is your problem you think because you took something from an entirely different site and put it on here that you have exclusivity to it? That's dumb as hell you don't even make them in the first place you just screen shot and paste like everyone else ok it's not your "thing" get over it or find somewhere else to get shit to post here

This was a joke. I'm not lying, for the first two times it wasn't, but yes, here I was actually joking and I didn't mean anything real by it. I'm sorry you feel that way, but if you don't want to accept it I cannot give a flying potato.

So chickens are retard babies.

Uhh, explain?

So if you submitted a story like this you'd put your real full name