About sums it up

I once hit my girlfriend in the face trying to rollover and cover myself in blankets (or what I call "burritoing").

I once woke myself up by knocking my nose against a wall in my sleep. I have no idea how, all I know is it was really painful.

I was woken up by my dad banging on my door telling me to wake up... but it wasn't until a picture frame above my bed came down and hit me right in the nose did I actually get up

Punched myself in a dream and broke my nose.

In school I once bashed my eyebrow region on a chair trying to pick up my pencil on the floor

Hit my toe to the chair/table feet/door trying to walk.