He's Everywhere

Butterfly cucumberbutt is my spirit animal

Bendycrip Candysnatch is getting a lot of attention

Am I the only one who thinks his name isn't that weird? I mean, Benedict is not incredibly common, but it's heard of. And Cumberbatch is just a last name, I've heard a lot weirder. I know it's long but idk, I just don't get the hype.

Now there is also a Cumber Baby in his fiancee's uterus .

You mean, Broccolinifluidgrannysnappybumpkinflick Cucumbermelodramaherpyderpflooritsplatch?

his girlfriend is pregnant and I am dying I don't know if it's cos it's so cute or because my heart is breaking a little but either way!

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It's true.

I'm amazing aren't i?

We can just slam our hands on the keyboard and everyone knows that we're talking about Fdnhjdgetmf Cdftngyeksz