No more birthdays?

They didn't tell you? After you come out of the closet, you get your birthday surgically removed

Lesbians do not have birthdays after they come out because we become immortal. We are unstoppable after that stage. Fear us.

See, that's just a question totally out of context. I don't understand how the question of a person's sexuality even comes up when not in a directly intimate situation. Tolerance is reached when we stop questioning people's sexualities.

Do asexuals get birthdays?

That shape of the name blurring is a bit ironic.