satanic birthdays

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bookhoarder · 10 years ago · FIRST

No but seriously have you noticed that we take plastic bags and literally force carbon dioxide into them and then place them around the burning object

sugarmochi · 10 years ago

and when you give the balloons to pple your literally giving then a plastic sack of air you breathed pit

monzerra1 · 10 years ago

And when you blow out the candles, they tell you to make a wish. Who do you think is supposed to grant that wish? A genie? No, probably Lucifer.

bookhoarder · 10 years ago

I'd say Lucifer myself

jeanthedragon · 10 years ago

I never knew that birthdays were this... METAL.

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guest · 10 years ago

What if this person was born June 6 2006???

bookhoarder · 10 years ago

Guest, it's just a post about demonic satan cakes. There's no conspiracy going on here

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