Best comments ever overheard at my university.
1. [Welcome event for 2015 JD students at Law Building]
Guy A to Guy B: "We did it Mister Frodo, we made it to Mordor."
2.[First Year Biology Tutorial]
Tutor: "Now if you don't like porn look away."
3. [Trinity College]
Science student: "God I fucking hate arts students."
Arts student: "Don't worry, I hate myself too."
4. [On some street]
Mum to her 5 year old daughter: "I can't believe you threw a carrot out the window at that police car!"
5. [Lecturer to students]
"We all now how hard it can be to drunkenly open your front door quickly; you might be rushing to bring that cute guy inside maybe running away from a drag queen...both of which have happened to me."
6. [Classics library]
Student: [enters library] "This is a whorehouse." [leaves immediately].
7. [during a science lecture].
Guy 1: "It's just an introduction!"
Guy 2: [Angrily] "I will circumcise you!"
1. [Welcome event for 2015 JD students at Law Building]
Guy A to Guy B: "We did it Mister Frodo, we made it to Mordor."
2.[First Year Biology Tutorial]
Tutor: "Now if you don't like porn look away."
3. [Trinity College]
Science student: "God I fucking hate arts students."
Arts student: "Don't worry, I hate myself too."
4. [On some street]
Mum to her 5 year old daughter: "I can't believe you threw a carrot out the window at that police car!"
5. [Lecturer to students]
"We all now how hard it can be to drunkenly open your front door quickly; you might be rushing to bring that cute guy inside maybe running away from a drag queen...both of which have happened to me."
6. [Classics library]
Student: [enters library] "This is a whorehouse." [leaves immediately].
7. [during a science lecture].
Guy 1: "It's just an introduction!"
Guy 2: [Angrily] "I will circumcise you!"