Kids These Days

I'm 22 and I have an iphone 3g. Not a 3gs I might add, a fucking regular 3g. I can't even download apps because my phone's out of date.. So yeah, they should be thankful.

I have an I-phone 4, not a 4S, a 4. I was offered a 5S and I stared at the person, hugged my phone, and ran away.