People are too sensitive these days

Butthurt people, butthurt people everywhere.

How could you say this?!

*nods head sadly*

This offends me!

An Irishman, an Englishman and African man are all stand in the maternity ward awaiting news. The nurse walks in and says "congratulations they're all boys, unfortunately the new guy messed up and the babies are all mixed up, you all will have to sort out which one is yours." The Irishman volunteers to go first, after twenty minutes he returns with a black baby cradled in his arms. The black guy yells,"come on man, that is clearly my child!" To which the Irishman replies, "hey man, one of those babies in there is bloody English, I cannot take that chance!"

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