Apply ice to the burned area.

Not sure if its a great comeback or a really poorly chosen one...

We Germans don't really feel bad about losing WWII, you know? This would be an awful place to live if we'd won. We're pretty thankful it did not come to this

I think war is something you don't even want to take part in... so...
This meme is bad and you should feel bad.

NOT EVEN THE ATLANTIC AND THE PACIFIC TOGETHER COULD COOL THAT BURN

Let's be serious about what is off-limits and thus not funny.