Retail employees, stand your ground!

and a sheild

A brutal and dark battle-event held yearly in north america, where crowds of people will fight each other in order to win their picked prizes at any cost. And store keepers must ready themselves as an onslaught of blood thirsty participants bring chaos and violence onto their premises.

my mom never came back home after BF 2013

I think you mean the Red Wedding, in which case, never before has a statement been uttered that is more accurate than this. *salutes*

I mean the South Park episode. It has to do with this, it's really funny.