i would shit my pants

Maybe you aren't home alone then...

http://www.funsubstance.com/fun/21044/thats-some-pretty-freaky-stuff/

holy fuck i would be scared

I would jump up screaming and run to the nearest store which is like a mile away from me

I would call them back and be like, "Considering my strengths and abilities, and how unhappy I am at what you just did, you had better hope that you are blessed, too."