Oh god the memories. ...... (I've stepped on a needle that went through my big toe, i jumped from a tree onto a wooden board, and just recently i accidentally kicked a toothpick that caught on the carpet and broke if the whole tip into my toe)
I jumped into a garden and got a decent sized stick go into my foot. Then the part that was in my foot broke off from the part that was sticking out and they had to cut it out of my foot.
*tremendous applause*
*five-star reviews being thrown everywhere*
you deserved to be recognized