When you see a hot girl

Oh God, doesn't that hurt?!

Sometimes. It depends, one degree can make all the difference when it comes to pain.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Sorry you gotta deal with that!

Meh. It happens.
It's even worse when you're going through puberty and random boners come out of nowhere. Really distracting and annoying.......

Oh, so it's just a nuisance? Not so bad then.

Well, yeah. Pretty much.
*is feeling pretty awkward because I talked to a girl about boners*

Periods can be pretty bloody. I mean, you can wake up some mornings and the sheets will look like a crime scene. Feel better?

Yeah, now I do. How to make situations not awkward: share genital-related experiences. Has a 99% failure rate :P

Indeed. Apologies, I was just asking any guy to comment. It wasn't directly targeted towards making YOU feel uncomfortable. If it's consolation...

It's fine, really :)
Frankly, I'm just glad that you weren't appalled. Pretty much all of my past experiences with girls have ended up with them being disgusted at something I said that wasn't even rude OR gross. So, I guess, thank you, in a way :)

Nah, I'm just too tired to be disgusted right *yawn* now (ACTIVATE CYNICAL PERSONALITY)

*yawns as well because 2:25am (no really)*
Holy shit! I got things to do tomorrow!
*tries frantically to sleep*

2:25am? *Looks at clock*...STALKER!

Wait a second.....are you in Australia as well?

0_0 this is terrifying me. *nervously laughs* maybe...

In Melbourne by any chance? Because if you are......we should co-host an FS convention.

OH.MY.GOD! WTF?!
Uh yeah...not a fan of meeting strangers in real life off the web. I'm sure you can understand but hey, you sound awesome! Good luck with the boner stuff...
On an unrelated note, it was TOO hot today.

Yes, it damn well was. I can't sleep, even after the cool change.
Also, same with the strangers thing. I can talk to people with text easily. But by using the native language of the outernet.... *shivers*

Hence the reason, we are still up. Anyway, it was nice talking to you. See you around FS.

Morrelli, I'm here to tell you random bones don't stop after puberty. They are just bigger than when you were young.

*removes sunglasses*
Dear god..... Houston, we have a serious problem.

i have learned so much because of this convo. XD thanks guys

also you guys gotta find each other or something this is hilarious

Sorry but I cannot find Morrelli because that would make me a pedo bear.

I just..... I think I broke something laughing while I read this convo.... Y'all are just like, yeah... my genitals do this.... Totally nonchalant dude

Better over the Internet Than in person lol

Sorry, I started all this by asking about genital related stuff. Accept my sincerest apologies besides, if morrelli and I ever did meet all I would be able to think is "I told him that my period once looked like a crime scene. Fuck 0_0."
Plus it sounds like most of you are teenagers haahahaa, how is puberty treating you? Adulthood doesn't get any better, trust me.

I'm faring pretty well, but it's still early days. No rampant face volcanoes, thank god.

Well, that's always good. Try not focus on it too much and stick to your studies. I sound like a lecturing mother but puberty isn't worth the drama it causes.

GOD
DOES EVERYONE BUT ME
NOT GET PIMPLES
GOD
WHY

Teenagers... -_-

*pats on back awkwardly* You'll grow out of it.... I think.....
*shuffles away*

Nah I'm 20 and I still get some here and there.

Oh thank goodness, another adult.

I may be one, but I certainly don't act like it lol.

Nor do I, but sometimes I really struggle with teens. They make my eye twitch...more so than toddlers.

Just depends on the individual for me. Some you just want to make them eat their teeth, but that's illegal lol

I am shipping all of you in this conversation. The ship has sailed!

Ship everyone but me.

Too late. You are one of us now.

*grabs axe, breaks window, crawls out and runs away" BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE!

Wat

*Pulls out sniper rifle, and shoots 'everything' as he's running away in the back of the head.* Once you're on the ship, you're a part of the ship.

awkwardly sits in corner looking at what i have created o-o halp

There's no help for you now, this is what you get when you ask a question.

well if we are all here we might as well break out the food *scurries to fridge*

Thank god the only fridge on this ship contains nothing but nutella!

*returns*
Um.... Who exactly are we shipping?
*sips Nutella smoothie*

FOR THE LAST TIME I AM A WOMAN!!!!!!!! GAAAAAAAH I AM NOT A "HE"

I have no idea and it looks like we've been captured by pirates.

Okay..... *abandons ship*

You fool! Did you not see what happened before?

*with nutella in mouth* wait what pirates? why are there pirates. all we have is nutella.

Wow. Fun substance is like high af

Sorry julie I couldn't understand you with all that Nutella in your mouth

To be absolutely honest you don't know what the internet tastes like until you're drinking nutella.

Wat

*swallows nutella* im confused. am i high or am i being high jacked.

You are confused, you're the one high jacking all the nutella.

This comments thread started out pretty well, and then became a train wreck.

Or should I say, a shipwreck.

This went down faster than the titanic

*hands 123floor nutella while sitting on a floating door* theres room for both of us on here btw

That theory was disproved! The door would have capsized.

You can take your theory and shove it! With enough Nutella any door can float! Never will I just let it go...

*capsizes door with the power of science*

Punches science in his stupid face with the ultimate strength of the nutella fist!

*counters with gravity*

*turns off gravity* and buildings start to spin around and just weird.

Again, wtf happened to this thread? Started out with me and everything discussing awkward gential-related things, and now the Titanic has sunk and people are rolling in Nutella.

What in Satan's name...

You spelt the name wrong, there's a silent nutella in the middle it's Sanutellatan.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, IS THIS THREAD STILL GOING????!!!!

Apparently.

Yeah, you make it sound like you won't miss us all when this thread is over.

I won't.

are you sure? Pretty please with nutella on top? I'll be your best friend!

No. This thread needs to end.

ANYONE WHO COMMENTS BELOW THIS ONE IS BANNED FROM COMMENTING FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS. THANK YOU.

I lose! Hehehehehe

i have created a monster. o-o well i guess we are done here *starts paddling away on door with 123floor*

Sitting on the door, spoon feeds xxjulieisawesomexx nutella while she paddles.

TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!!!!!

Hop on the door, there's plenty of room AND nutella!

*scrambles on* Pass on the Nutella. Hazelnut allergy.

*morgan Freemans voice* and so the three paddled away into the sunset and lived happily ever after... until they ran out of nutella and starved to death in the middle of the ocean... The End.

Or is it? Bum bum BUM

apparently not XD

You're right we fought a nutella shark, ate it's organs, then flew to the dark side of the mmon on our magic door to destroy the last of the nazi zombies. With Nutella.

who new that zombies were deathly allergic to nutella? I'm just glad they didn't have epipens

Or did they? Bum bum BUM

IM ALLERGIC TO NUTELLA. I FUCKING DIED APPARENTLY

OH GAWD YOUR A NAZI ZOMBIE!

I
AM
JUST
ALLERGIC
TO FUCKING
HAZELNUT
CALM
DOWN

Yes you are allergic, then you died from your allergy and turned into a nazi zombie, where you where shot to the dark side of the moon through a secret government experiment.

Pffffffffffftch........! Then how am I fuctioning properly?!

The government, duh. You don't remember them sending you to the dark side of the moon to see if you could properly function?

0-0 *rage noises* I. Am. Not. A. Zombie.

Those rage noises could come from only one thing.
A...
Nazi...
Zombie...
On the dark side of the moon!

*pokes xxscreamokittyxx* well I'm not eaten and I'm not in a concentration camp so i think we are good here.

Where
The fucking
Hell
Did this post
Go

obviously to the dark side of the moon, where you are currently located as a nazi zombie.

What in shit's name