I did this last night

oh wifey where were you i was looking for you all over the house (funsubstance) :D

hahahaha

,,,but you are backlit, making you easier to see. Better to turn off ALL the lights and walk around with a bat (or a Republican - they are both pretty dense).

or when you realize it is late at night so you prepare your self for the sprint upstairs

That's me. In both ways.

I do this every single night.