Meanwhile in the UK

Satan, is that you?

I'm English, and my girlfriend is American.
She was quite surprised at some of the slang and turns of phrase I come out with.
She still get confused when I call her a mardy arse, or tell her she's got a face on.

Yup, pretty much accurate

Lucifer, what did you do to that boy, his eyes are red... oh, and his hair is a little burning :D

Nah. Not all Brit boys are like that

My boyfriend calls me love and he's Spanish.

I only want a brit because of that bottom pic

I dated a British guy...this picture explains everything.

seems alright to me