Aw

So my teacher was talking about a new test the state is giving us. She's like 'see the old test was like an apple. They gave you an apple and taught you how to eat it. You know you can peel it, slice it, or bite into it. This new test is like them not telling you anything and throwing a fucking pineapple at you. You will all suck at this test. But you will be the best of the suck'

The pineapple contains enzymes. That's why it's making your mouth hurt. It is literally dissolving your mouth. It's also why you can't make pineapple jelly.

I wanted to say something witty... But I just spent half an hour staring at my phone and willing it to give me a smart idea.

I spend 10 min thinking about this post until i finally realized that it meant mouth not moth.
I was really concerned for what possible reasons a pineapple would want to hurt a moth.
And more how it actually managed to do it.