What have hats come to

Credit Key and Peele for those who don't know

If you keep the tags on your hat I automatically assume you're a douche

As what Rarity says in "Sweet and Elite": "That's not a hat, that's a natural disaster that somehow happened atop your head."

I don't wear hats (I figuratively almost never wear hats because I look horrible in them), but what's so bad about leaving tags on hats? Personally I think they have cool designs