I wish I was an octopus

The ones that are in the water.

Or slap the same person 8 times

If you were an octopus, you wouldn't care about slapping people.

You can rip your penis off and throw it at a person and say go fuck yourself, then grow a new one

no, so i could hug several people at once

Did you guys know that octopi only have 6 arms the other 2 are legs.

No Hentai jokes? Such an innocent bunch.