I can only dream of being half as cool as this
9 years ago by jane90 · 2251 Likes · 5 comments · Popular
Report
Comments
Follow Comments Sorted by time
hesston97
· 9 years ago
· FIRST
Don't get me wrong, I love jurassic park! But fuckin tamed velociraptors?!?! Dufuq?!
4
arkvoodle91
· 9 years ago
My theory is that the only way they got the park to actually open is that during the birthing of the dinosaurs they put like a sort of behavior controlling chip in them or some shit like that.
guest
· 9 years ago
And Starlord!
2
guest
· 9 years ago
Right up there with Tom Janes' shark wrangler in deep blue sea.
vitalstatistix
· 9 years ago
Did you know that Jebus rode a velociraptor into Jerusalem?
1