No, Massasauga is a species of rattlesnake found in the northeast US and all the way up as far north as Bueasoleil Island, ON(where we encountered them). Mississauga is a town about an hour west of Toronto, ON. Similar Native American names but still different. http://www.dec.ny.gov/animals/7154.html.
Funnelwebs don't live in little underground holes like that, they live in.. funnel shaped webs. They're also one of the deadliest spiders of all time. They're not afraid of you, they've had enough of your bullshit and they WILL nom your arm, turning the affected area blue, and often resulting in amputation if not treated immediately.
Wolves and coyotes! In a rural community in Canada a woman was killed by coyotes because when they attacked her she climbed into the back of her truck instead of the cabin. They also regularily kill livestock such as cows and deer.
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I'm out, fuck this shit, not fucking happening.
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