Bats = Sky puppies

I watched game of thrones the whole 4 seones in 5 days and since the moment I did that I wanted to have a dragon!!! This post is just making me realize I can now have a cute dragon !!!n I'm so happy is kinda like a gay dragon

Yeah but puppies dont fly at my goddamn face in the dead of night, screeching like the devil just got a wedgie while wearing a thong.

the bat under "fluffy" is like
I know you want it

Some species of fruit bats are as large as a small dog (they closely resemble dogs as well)
So they're like dragon dogs

Bats are satanic creatures of da night

Bats are flying mouses

Nope hounds

Bats are also associated with deadly diseases like rabies and ebola...and that's not so cute or cuddly.

I want a sky puppy!

Well that's one way to look at them

When I was a kid there was a speaker that came to our school and let us hold baby bats. I've loved them ever since. I also used to love the book Stellaluna.

Because most people have never *handled* a bat and if they did, they'd know that they are totally little evil devil creatures of the night that carry horrible diseases. Seriously, don't touch them.

Also the reason for ebola

Yeah they are all cute and fuzzy but not when they are in your house and have the possibility of carrying rabies