I'll stick to apples

I can't tell you how true this is. I've been feeling a little off lately, and it could be a serious condition. This is how the scenario played out.
Brain: You should speak to the doctor, if this is serious you could die.
Me: *clicks next episode*

I'm a bit of a hypochondriac so I visit the doctor more often now than I did as a child

I've had like 4 doctor appointments in my memory. Twice it was for strep throat, after my mom telling me it was "just a cough" for two weeks. >>