he wasn't good enough for himself

It is!

yes, it's him, I love him. he's so cool.

He was probably undercover for shield

secret mission, shzz everybody, we have never been here, this conversation has never happened.

IM GONNA TELL FURY YOU WERE SPREADING SHIELDS SECRETS ON THE INTERNET

But no one said anything...
I recall that this conversation never happened..

Error: access denied, clearance level: coulson required to view conversation

*brainwash everyone in the room*, *pick up the phone* everything is under control.

^^*Coulson*
Hence "son of Coul"...

*is on other end of the phone.* are you sure? he *cough cough* will kill us if anything is leaked.

trust me, sir, I know my jobs, the TAHITI is perfect.

You mean the project that doesn't exist *hint hint*

I got me, sir. this's such an 084 conversation.