Yes but why

Sleep with one eye open tonight, fucker.

They're ploting their revenge

That dog looks like the Flying Dutchman

LOOK AT THE DOGS LEGS OH MY GOD

I love how those dogs are so wide, when they are dry, but only one little rain, and you have new, half-sized dog!

that dog's face is full of disappointment about the human being.

My goodness, it looks like you sucked the soul (among other things) right out of that poor dog!