It all makes sense now

What. HOLY SHIT

I feel proud of myself for figuring this out as a child.

Hmm abcd.... Twinkle,twinkle little sta...damn

FUCK

Same with Ba Ba Black Sheep

Ba ba black sheep, have you any wool.
Yes sir yes sir 3 bags full.
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
Now i know my abcs.
Next time wont you sing with me.

Oh my God…

Admit it - you were singing it in your head, after reading it.

I am at the dentist waiting and sang it aloud. Awkward.

WHAT THE FUCK. NO

I'm 18 and found out like 2 months ago... I couldn't believe it... and i still can't

How did we not know this?!?! Haha, it's ao obvious now I think about it!!!

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