Now it all makes sense to me!

Oh
Makes sense

That's one way to explain it to a child

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Wouldn't it take up more lace to weave the vagina into the body than to just close off her vagina?

Yeah, all good but... why the hell is the boy looking inside the girl's pants??

Creepy

It looks like that time-intensive wood burning is supposed to be displayed in someone's home...

I don't find this cute or clever at all. Even if you don't find it creepy, why would you want a wooden plaque with this poem? It seems like an attempt at a folksy craft that really missed the boat.