And you look twice as old as all of them, I promise!

NOTE: You may need a sign nearby to perform this.

I was in a museum once explaining to my little brother who Dionysus was, and this super hot guy came up smiling at me and asked me to explain again please. I almost died. After, his own little brother dragged him away and I was just sort of just standing there, awestruck, in front of a half naked portrait of a small fat need man. My grandma thought I was crazy.