TV with subtitles

Is that howtobasic in the first pic?

If this hasn't been posted too many times I don't now what has

Intensity intensifies

I can only imagine the sound the eggs are making while being molested, and it.doesn't sound pretty

Well.. I was watching HIMYM with subtitles once and Barney said:,,She's getting a boob job!'' And it was translated as:,,Her boobs got new job!''